Special occasion birthday

strong I know you left the go around for work. Id like to make a imbibe to my neighbor and shoplifter who has never changed. nowadays of course you birth gained some a couple of(prenominal) pounds but whos counting? Not to crowing or any liaison, but I gage still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. But straight off is not some me, its about you, although I actually wished you wore something prettier. Today is also about wishing you a happy natal day but whats with the family reunion? I have in mind we should be partying right nowAnyway, last night I remembered all those remaining times we spent to rifleher, like when we both(prenominal) really wanted the same guy, and he ended up being my prom date Or when my tongue incidentally slipped and told your parents you had a tattoo You went crazy at that time, but deduce on isnt it unique now? Cheers to all the funny moments to come But most importantly, try to delight the present and do not disquiet about the fac t that youre one tint close set(predicate) to the grave. Hopefully, your life entrust be as cool as mine some day.Dont worry, it is not a compassion to marry at an old age, or even die single. Ill definitely proviso you with as many cats as you want, or you can live with me and my future millionaire save in our villa. I have peck of advice to give you on your 21st birthday. First, disgrace down the fast food, it wouldnt get you closer to marriage. Second, make sure to stay positive(p) no matter what not everyone Is perfect. Finally, I know maybe the only thing you beat me at Is grades. But lets cheek It Im Just too cool for school.So, contract well because someday I will need a plastic surgeon to fix everything that has shrunk. You probably got a potful of nice gifts and everything, but I got you a precious gift that is extremely blue-chip and I want you to use It with ample care and precision. I really entrust you like It. You know Im all about serveing you and bei ng by your look so Im sure It will help you attract Mohammad All and maybe get rid of that bad breath. Who knows, that might have been whats taking him so long to surface the question. Happy birthday childhood friend